Divorce Virgin –n. 1. a person who has not had s3x with anyone since their divorce/separation. Female Divorce Virgins are prone to becoming laidies if they are not careful!

"Being a divorce virgin the man wanted their intimate experience to be very special occasion for his new girlfriend."

Freak Out Girl – abbrev. F.O.G. n. 1. a girl who reacts in a relationship based on insecurities from the previous ones.

"The conversion to F.O.G. came on quickly when her boyfriend failed to call at the usual time."

Anyone know the original source for this?

Laidy – n. a woman who has s3x on the first date.

"I can't believe it! I finally went out with a really great guy I met online and I was a perfect laidy! Arrrrgh! "

Gnarfmeister - n. 1. someone who is a virtuoso at noting or creating accidental or deliberate double-entendres of the smuttius fantasticus variety.

"Can't get that one past the Gnarfmeister."

Gnarfmeisteritis - n. 1. a conditon that occurs in the hours preceeding “date night” in inverse proportion to the last time “date night” was experienced by the couple.

"I'm sorry, I just can't help it! My mind is guttertrash. It's Tues night - date night and I've got Gnarfmeisteritis in a bad way!"

Courtesy of Soulmate

Abruption – n. A type of relationship that suddenly ends for no apparent reason. The man (or woman) just drops off the face of the earth or picks a fight over something insignificant and disappears afterwards.

"That great guy I was seeing last week turned into an abruption....d@mn!"

Courtesy of Smerk

Defcon Levels - n. 1. a scientific scale measuring the insecurity level of the relationship.

DefCon5 - Situation Normal
DefCon4 - Oooer, summat doesn't feel right
DefCon3 - Hhh!...What's that in the corner, whatizzit-whatizzit?!
DefCon2 - Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!
DefCon1 - Aiyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, Stab-Stab-Stab!!!!!

"F.O.G. was stuck at DefCon 1."

Courtesy of Soulmate

Robin....

Need a def. and example of NC .....as only you can provide! I think dry humping is also your's (or Annalisa's.) What about the lowercase capitalized nicknames we give our ex's. Is there a word for that? If not there should be....perhaps a dickname?

SZ

Goddess-in-Training - n. abbrev. G.I.T. 1. a woman who is honing her goddess skills in dealing with her man. 2. an apprentice goddess, a woman who still has to think (and sometimes bite her tongue) before reacting to something that in a former life would have turned her into a F.O.G.

"Really, we are all just G.I.T.s. Mere women trying to interact with our men in a graceful way."

SZ-

Actually dry humping is in the urban dictionary, so that one's real!

I love calling the lower cased nicknames a dickname - that is great, and better than anything else I could come up with....

Kat

How about this one....

Nocontactphobia (n.)... The temporary state of panic when full reality of No Contact (determination not to contact ex to focus on self) sinks in; Nocontactphobia is prone to hit at night, weekends, or near special occasions, and is accompanied by a rapid heart beat and crazy lure of a keypad and ex's email /text address..... Only known cure is G.I.T. assistance.

"On day 7 of NC, I had an extreme case of nocontactphobia, that had me reaching for Ben & Jerry's, cabernet, and the phone.... I had the first two, but G.I.T. pulled me away from the phone."

Urban dictionary words work...street slang that hasn't made it to websters works. Yiddish words, kid mispronounciations, typos that turn out to be funny...all is fair game.

There are no copyrights on these. It is all for fun. Find it and post it.

SZ

Well in that case!

Dry Humping (v.) Dry humping is the process of two people repeatedly moving up and down and back and forth on top of each other fully clothed (or missing various items of clothing, but the peni$ must not come in contact with the v**g**a without some sort of fabric or other material in between them.....)

"They dry humped in the produce section of the grocery store as too many fruits reminded them of s3xual organs."

Definition partially from Urban Dictionary... Example of sentence just plain silliness....

FWB-Friends with benefits=a relationship that is not a real relationship. No real dates, phone calls, commitments, just casual friends with casual sex.

NC-No Contact=What you do when you just got dumped or things are not feeling right. Its a time when you are completely silent and absent from his life. A time to reflect and gain clarity and find the Goddess within again.

There is a bwp but I forgot that one, can someone enlighten us?

What about "Manspeak" ???

Can anyone come up with a comical yet accurate definition ?

Reminder for me.....

Emotionally unavailable
Emotional retard Robin
Guarded Heart Robin(Emotionally constipated)
Emotional Diarrhea

"Hang around Betty" Bunnybass71
Veronica

Manspeak

Gotta get busy.....later this afternoon.

"Space: The Final Frontier" - a form of NC where the woman gives the man "space" and if it doesn't work it's going to be the "final frontier" of the relationship.

"So.... you tell me you don't know what you want and you need space to figure it out. Well, mister, I'll give you better than that. I'll give you Space (long pause): The Final Frontier! (ta dum!)"

Compliments of Audrey

emotionally retarded
he is just a man
duty dating
WWGD What would Goddess do

Splooge - to mind dump on DWD threads to avoid breaking NC mode.

Soup for One - self pleasuring.

Here are some Facebook sniglets:
1. Facekeepers: FB friends whom you “friend” because they were acquaintances in a larger group where you had real friends, not realizing that those real friends already are or shortly will be on Facebook themselves, eliminating the motivation for “friending” the Facekeeper in the first place.

2. Bonus Buddy (BB): Someone with whom you connect way better on Facebook (perhaps due to increased maturity, or the removal of old constraints,) than you ever did in real life.

3. Facebalk: Responding cheerfully to a direct FB Message from an old friend while quietly neglecting to “friend” them in the process.

4. Defacing: “Unfriending” a FB friend.

5. Caspering: Refusing to put up a picture on Facebook, so that everyone sees only a white silhouette.
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6.Statusloading: Intentionally inserting status-related ephemera to one’s Status Updates as a way of cyberboasting:
Fred is enjoying the ocean view from his living room.
Mike is working hard on his next book.
Shari just returned from sampling some wonderful Cabs at Chez Pierre.

7. Leftrighting: (religious) Clear violations of the Christian teaching that one’s good works should be done anonymously for God and not broadcast to engender the praise of other people:
Doug is back after a wonderful hour of private prayer time and devotion!
Karen is praying for her women’s group members.

8. Faceshock I: The horrifying realization that your recently rediscovered friends have all aged decades while you’ve remained basically the same.

9. Faceshock II: The far more horrifying realization that some of your recently rediscovered friends don’t seem to have aged a bit, while you’ve aged decades.

10: It’s Complic-Haze — The intentional lack of clarity one leaves around potentially embarrassing or controversial aspects of one’s life.

11: Mar-anoia: The belated, sudden, awkward posting of one’s married status (e.g. “Jim is now married to Susan.”) to offset any misconceptions about one’s motives for messaging or requesting a “friend” status with a member of the opposite sex.

12: Dogfacing (verb): Refusing to let people see what you look like now behind the guise of showing endless cute pics of your dog.

13: Kidfacing: Same thing.

14: Faceborn Friends: People whom you never would have met in real life, but with whom you correspond daily or almost daily on Facebook.

15. FaceGrace: An unexpected second chance, found through Facebook, to reclaim a lost relationship or apologize for long-ago misdeed.

16. Faceglaze: the distortion between the life we intentionally project in our Facebook postings/photos and the one we really live.

“How’s ol’ Dave doing?”

“Sounds like all he does is ski, work out, and see ‘fabulous’ concerts, but there may be some Faceglazing going on.”

17. Friendorexia: The compulsion to add ever more and more names to your Friends list; an unhealthy obsession with the number of FB “friends” one has.

18. Bookbuzz: That warm feeling you get when someone you didn’t think knew or liked you asks you to become their FB friend.

19. Facefallen: The disappointment experienced upon realizing that the person whose unexpected Friend Request gave you Bookbuzz has 1,784 other “Friends.”

20. Anyone???

umfriend - Sexual relationship. "This is Dale, my...um...friend."

sneakpique - not technically snooping but...

confidentious - acting with confidence; confidence-in-training

SIP SHOOT - cutie with a Coach bag:)))

ameliArate - like Amelia Earhart, born in "Kansas", she was intelligent and competent but one serious miscalculation had her spinning and spiraling downward -- before she became a Goddess.

mental manipulosis - the disease begotten after having been mind-fukked.... WTF!?!

novel - A DWD term used by women to express their "situation" - FROM BEGINNING...TO (Ugh!) THE END (includes every teensy detail); a lengthy piece.

bummed - a tatoo on your bum to ease your emotional pain.
Ca got bummed. It stung but made her smile and drink wine:)

petrophobic (pet ro fob' ik) adj.
One who is embarrassed to undress even in front of a household pet.

phonesia (fo nee' zhuh) n.
The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
Audrey has phonesia! Audrey is a phonesiac.

salmon day - Day 8 in a week-long "relationship"; an attempt to save the relationship.
A day spent swimming upstream only to get screwed in the end.

swisspicious - that nagging feeling that something's not right.

petrophobic (pet ro fob' ik) adj.
One who is embarrassed to undress even in front of a household pet.

undressaholic-one who will undress anywhere, even in front of a huge picture window in one's dining room in NY city!

Thanks ladies these are great!!! I'm getting a little behind in my definitions but I'll complete them soon.

Here's a good one from Strongenough...

Time share - n. a relationship where the participants get occasional usage without full time commitment/investment.

Love it!

From slangdictionary.com while looking for a def of manspeak....

Manser n. A man's answer. A stupid answer given by a man to a simple question.

"When I asked my cousin about the kind of relationship he wanted, he replied, I want a short-term commitment. Now if that's not a manser, then I don't know what is!"

Manstress n. the male equivalent of mistress; an object of one's affections who lies outside of one's primary relationship.

"Tom and Nicole had been married for several years, but it was well known that she was keeping a manstress on the side."

Manspeak - n. a universal language spoken by all males of the human species. It is essentially a foreign language for women and is one of the hardest languages for women to learn. Soon after birth men speak fluent manspeak even though most boys are taught their language skills by their mothers and female teachers...

"'We are dating' is manspeak for 'it's between you and one other girl.'"

A new sniglet by Darling-

Related by heart - adj. 1. A type of relationship where two people are connected and associated by physical and emotional attraction and romantic love (eros.) "Not related by heart" is where the two are only bonded by friendship, common experiences and interests (philos.)

"Anything goes as long as you are not related by heart." (Robin)

std...I like it, I like it.

Courtesy of Thetababe

Emotional Vampire - n. A person who is so alluring, yet so completely emotionally unavailable that you fall obsessively and hopelessly in love giving 100% of the emotional content for this relationship. They literally suck you dry until there is nothing left to give.

"Get off my line, you emotional vampire."

Manswer...that is great!!!

emotional vampire...or bloodsucker!

Robs, you forgot that I can't type when I'm crying from laughter!?!
"undressaholic-one who will undress anywhere, even in front of a huge picture window in one's dining room in NY city!"

I will provide the sentence-the context-so that no one misinterprets:

ROBIN is an undressaholic.

Audsie
xoxox

do we have?
PHUCKED - a DWD hijack by Auds so that her comment or others don't get ****** by the DWD police. (verbb)

what about all the strung-together-hyphenated words?
Anyone?
Auds
xoxox

woman's cave = kitchen
(Courtesy of darlin')

Over here, SNOWFLAKE...

TRUE LOVE - in such a way where you wouldn't have to look at yourself in the mirror and say, 'Cow!'.
(courtesy of Soulmate)

The limo-molester received a copy of this sniglets thread from me yesterday and he responded with:

I'VE DATED A COUPLE OF F.O.G.'S in my life , GOT OUT AS FAST AS I COULD and survived... lol

He's a musician as well and told me that the next date he's playing is Dec. 19. MARK IT DOWN,he yelled... LMAO
He's going to the BAHAMAS to a PWIVATE ISLAND...bLEUGH! FOR 10 DAYS to go SAILING.

Go ahead, got to the B-A-H-A-M-A-S, stup!d id!ot. MAYBE, you'll run into swiss miss. HE LOVES MUSIC TOO. yuk!

Auds
xoxox

F.O.G. example:
There's a part of me that would love to bury my fist ever so deeply in his face right now...feel the crack of his teeth...the warm wet gush of blood across my torn knuckles...the soft snap of cartlidge as his nose bends and twists ...
(courtesy of SMERKS)

Audrey,

That sounds like (FOG)^2. "FOG squared" or even cubed. Way more than just a screaming, yelling irrational rant and hissyfit of the typical FOG. Or as Linnie likes to say...

A true TeraFOG!!! Tera is much much more than mega in geekspeak.

Now that I think of it this is a blending of terrible + FOG which is a key element for a true sniglet.

TeraFOG it is then.

SZ

PS. By the way, thanks for your participation! I have also found that people slip out sniglets on the other threads. Thanks for the bookkeeping!

Hee hee! I used petrophobe the other night. Both my bf and I are a little petrophobic. Candlelight is fine, but incandescent or sunlight....Awwwkkkk. He becomes an emotional "vampire" (not the same def as above)! (Me too!) : - ))))

To "trow" someone off the list v. To write off a man as not a possibility because he has not contacted you after a really great date. There is a huge controversy surrounding the timeframe prior to the trow. For some, three days, for some next day, for others weeks and months. ITM's rule is "a phone call after a great night (and morning) of (firsttime) s3x." Texts in this instance are trowable offenses.

"OK, now just how long should I wait to trow him off the list. It's been four days without a call now!"

Compliments of WomenRule

Frog Season - n. the seemingly interminable period of time after the worst date you've ever had, when the next two or three or more dates with other men are consecutively worse. The moonies are out tonight.....

"I think I am just having "frog season" this month!"

Compliments of Wise

Keeper of the holy danglie - n. another term for a man.

"Maybe he won't irritate and discombobulate you quite as much being as how he'll be the keeper of the holy danglie whereas I, obviously, am not??"

Compliments of Soulmate (you just HAD to be there!)

Goldilocksitis - n. a condition characterised by having restrictively demanding requirements for a potential date.

"Anyway, like I said before, I will give him a chance just to humour you two and also to challenge my goldilocksitis."

I'M JUST SHUTTING DOWN FOR NOW
Love you all,
Auds'
xoxox

OMGawwww! Me panties are in such a mighty f'in twiost!!!! Luv U laidies long time!

Auds,

I was just doin some spring cleaning and found you in me spammy mail! not bein' ignrunt...just packratish!

anyhoooo....ohhh for whenst will him venture his li'l moist nose outta the li'l safety of his chewed in da' wall mouse hole? WTF! I know Ima Force but on the SurForce, Ima Pause...just a simple pimple of consid- I- ration....just a sumpin' that makes y'un say 'mmmmmmmmmmmm...

c'mon, now, 'ere w'in..g'wi'th'pro gram....damn!
'can ye follow?!
'tis not hard!
'les go!!!!!@

OMG!

Tears are pouring down my face!
This is so Phucking Phunny!!

Dutch Oven:
is when you pass gas in bed and pull covers over bedmate's head ;}
(compliments of Smerk)

plagues our people - A DWD term for the Irish Goddesses who admittedly are not famous for thier cuisine
(courtesy of SMERKS)

Auds contribution:
SMERKS and NUTS finally realized the "plagues of our people" include
the potato famine, self-proclaimed boozers (and proud of It!?!), actually considering coming to Toronto and finally REALIZING that they were both IRISH - nevermind they couldn've come to A/C

Yep, the plagues of our people.... Jeez!

Auds
xoxox

Feak and weeble- adj. 1.lacking in bodily strength or healthy vigor, as from age or sickness; feeble; infirm to the point that your partner must do most to the work during s3x. Because you have been ill with the flu, or pulled out your back, or are hung over from the night before you have a good excuse to just lay back and enjoy the ride (so to speak!)

"I'm very feak and weeble so Si will have to do most of the work tonight, then. Awwww...whadda shame...."

Feak and weeble s3x - n. 1. a type of s3x that happens when one or the other partner is just not as able to physically participate as actively as he/she wants to. It is org@sm using minimum energy requirements.

Feak and weeble s3x is not a selfish thing. It does not involve a lack of WANT. The WANT is there. The ol' body is just not up to the rigors as is usual... If both partners are feak and weeble it is called abstinance.

"Not feeling good? Maybe some feak and weeble s3x is just what the doctor ordered!"

Compliments of Soulmate

This sniglet will def get some use - as you get older "feak and weeble s3x" is more likely to occur (with either partner)...after surgery, chemotherapy treatments, even sunburn, PMS, three nights of insomnia. Hee hee! I LOVE this one, SM!

SZ, are you coming to Toronto in March? Check out the thread
ATTENTION ALL! 2nd Annual DWD Convention March 26-28 2010 Toronto, ON, Canada here. It would be fantastic to meet a fellow geek goddess in person :)

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SZ, what's the problem?
There is none.
He gets to have a Toronto B-day
... hang with our great DWD guys if he wants.

We wanna see you stick your tongue down his throat...LMAO

You can have your own room if you want and be with whomever you want.

You can spend one night with us in Toronto and...he can join you later in..Ahh! Niagra Falls if you want.

-OR- he gets an early birthday and makeup s3x because you were gone.
Auds
xoxox