Jokes, Bring Em On!! Let's laugh A Little!

A rich man and a poor man have the same wedding anniversary. They’re both at Madison Avenue shopping for their wives.

The poor man says to the rich man, “What’d you get your wife this year?” He says, “A Mercedes and a huge diamond ring.” The poor man says, “Why’d you get her both?” The rich man says, “If she doesn’t like the ring, she can take it back in her brand new car.” The poor man says, “OK… that works.”

The rich man asks, “Well what did you get your wife?” The Poor man replies, “A pair of slippers and a dildo.” The Rich man thinks for a moment and says, “Why’d you get her a pair of slippers and a dildo?” The Poor man says, “If she doesn’t like the slippers, she can go fek herself!”

OK, I've got one...(most people don't get this one:
Knock, knock.

Who's There?

Control freak. Now, YOU say Control freak who.

Auds

Recession humor-

"Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?" George Carlin

;o)

Come on Wickedsoul,
Don't just sit there snickering....Cough up a another good joke!
SZ